Calvin's Soapbox

Monday, July 02, 2007

the 3 answers that guys dread the most:

1. Whatever

Guy: What should we have for dinner?
Gal: Whatever
Guy: Lets have steamboat?
Gal: Dont want la, later i get pimples
Guy: Okay, lets have Sichuan cuisine then
Gal: Yesterday ate that already, today eat again?
Guy: Hmm, how about seafood?
Gal: Seafood no good la, later i get diarrhea
Guy: So what do u suggest?
Gal: Whatever..

2. Anything

Guy: What should we do now?
Gal: Anything
Guy: Lets watch a movie? Its been a long time since we watched a movie
Gal: Don't want la, waste time only
Guy: How about bowling? Some exercise will be good
Gal: Exercise on such a hot day? Aren't you tired as it is?
Guy: Okay then lets have a drink and a snack in that cafe
Gal: Drink coffee later cannot sleep la. Eat snacks fat then how?
Guy: Ok fine, so what do u suggest?
Gal: Anything..

3. You Decide

Guy: How about we just go home then?
Gal: You decide
Guy: Okay, lets take the bus
Gal: Buses are dirty and crowded, don't want la
Guy: Fine, we'll take a cab then
Gal: Such a short distance - not worth it le
Guy: In that case lets take a slow walk
Gal: How to walk on an empty stomach?
Guy: Then what u suggest?
Gal: You decide..
Guy: Lets have dinner first
Gal: Whatever..
Guy: So what do u want to eat
Gal: Anything..
Guy: (looks around.. gonna kill her if no one's looking)

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