the fantastic fall: the rise of the silver surfer
the 1st one was not too bad (although i think it should've been titled the 'fantastic jessica alba and three other guys' instead, hehe), so how did they make a mess of this one? not only the acting was horrible (sad to say, even jessica alba's acting was making me nauseous), but the storyline really REALLY sucked!
you'd think that making a movie out of an already popular comic book with a billion different storylines and villians would be a piece of cake right? but noooOOooo.. they still had to choose the path to suckyville (hehe, can't believe i just said suckyville).
needless to say i was pretty disappointed with the movie, which is really sad considering i didn't even have any expectations walking into the cinema!
i need to get outta this movie - its giving me a bad rep!
my theory is that they spent all their money making the CGI silver surfer (u do know that he's 100% CGI right?), that they probably had to make do with just one budget script writer. they probably had to cut jessica alba's paycheck as well, which would probably explain why she was so moppy thruout the movie.
its all your damned fault i can't get that new mercedes!
dont worry jessica, with a face like that i'm sure u'll still have more jobs coming ur way (dunno about them other 3 losers though.. hehe)
caught the 'fantastic 4: rise of the silver surfer' yesterday and all i can say is that words cannot begin to describe just how fked up the show was.
surfer: doing this movie was such a bad career move, and i'm not even a real person!
the 1st one was not too bad (although i think it should've been titled the 'fantastic jessica alba and three other guys' instead, hehe), so how did they make a mess of this one? not only the acting was horrible (sad to say, even jessica alba's acting was making me nauseous), but the storyline really REALLY sucked!
you'd think that making a movie out of an already popular comic book with a billion different storylines and villians would be a piece of cake right? but noooOOooo.. they still had to choose the path to suckyville (hehe, can't believe i just said suckyville).
needless to say i was pretty disappointed with the movie, which is really sad considering i didn't even have any expectations walking into the cinema!
i need to get outta this movie - its giving me a bad rep!
my theory is that they spent all their money making the CGI silver surfer (u do know that he's 100% CGI right?), that they probably had to make do with just one budget script writer. they probably had to cut jessica alba's paycheck as well, which would probably explain why she was so moppy thruout the movie.
its all your damned fault i can't get that new mercedes!
dont worry jessica, with a face like that i'm sure u'll still have more jobs coming ur way (dunno about them other 3 losers though.. hehe)
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