hehe, came across some ads for some brazillian yogurt drink.









do u think they're trying to say that its okay to be fat, so pls eat more of our yogurt? hehe ..

finally watched the finale of the sopranos and all i can say is wtf..? if someone knows what the damned ending means then by all means pls, pls tell me!

i mean after all that they just ended it super abruptly..? was T whacked in front of his whole family? or did they just sit down for a quiet family dinner after that? what what? someone tell me pls!


lalala.. kancheong leh, dunno wats the ending? (calvin says @#$%&*)

p/s: its a lil too long for me to explain, but if anyone's interested to watch 6 full seasons to get to my situation of wtf-ness, i'll be more than happy to sell borrow you the dvds, hehe

isn't this anya hindmarch bag just so cool? (i was supposed to go with adorable, but i think that sounded abit gay, hehe)


i think its one of those bags that discourages the use of plastic bags when doing your shopping, and instead urges you to get one of these instead.

think about it: plastic bags = free, "reusable" shopping bags = not free. Ingenius marketing ploy? u decide (but it doesn't make this bag any less cool).


this is to help kid urself that u're doing the "right thing" - pure genius, i tell you

now here's interesting fact on this bag: probably the cheapest designer bag ever made at 5 pounds each, which was such a hit in the UK that thousands queued up at 3am just to get one. on eBay, these bags are being auctioned off at a whopping 200 pounds!!!

(wrr.. wrr.. wrr.. the wheel's in calvin's heads are turning, hehe)

the fantastic fall: the rise of the silver surfer

caught the 'fantastic 4: rise of the silver surfer' yesterday and all i can say is that words cannot begin to describe just how fked up the show was.

surfer: doing this movie was such a bad career move, and i'm not even a real person!

the 1st one was not too bad (although i think it should've been titled the 'fantastic jessica alba and three other guys' instead, hehe), so how did they make a mess of this one? not only the acting was horrible (sad to say, even jessica alba's acting was making me nauseous), but the storyline really REALLY sucked!

you'd think that making a movie out of an already popular comic book with a billion different storylines and villians would be a piece of cake right? but noooOOooo.. they still had to choose the path to suckyville (hehe, can't believe i just said suckyville).

needless to say i was pretty disappointed with the movie, which is really sad considering i didn't even have any expectations walking into the cinema!

i need to get outta this movie - its giving me a bad rep!

my theory is that they spent all their money making the CGI silver surfer (u do know that he's 100% CGI right?), that they probably had to make do with just one budget script writer. they probably had to cut jessica alba's paycheck as well, which would probably explain why she was so moppy thruout the movie.

its all your damned fault i can't get that new mercedes!

dont worry jessica, with a face like that i'm sure u'll still have more jobs coming ur way (dunno about them other 3 losers though.. hehe)

hehe, this is so true funny .. :D

i admit that i'm a huge fan of the famous burberry plaid design, and its pretty disturbing to find out that burberry still uses real animal fur in the clothes.

i mean, i don't really know where i stand on this anti-fur protesting thingie, but i do know that in today's world of political correctness yada yada, u'd think that a company of burberry's stature would've long found an alternative material other than real fur right? apparently other designers like ann taylor, ralph lauren have stopped using fur a long time ago (i'd say to avoid the bad-press more than out of their own conscience, really)

well, i'd like to state for the record that i've never bought anything from burberry that contains fur, so please don't can-spray me just yet, hehe.

anyhoo, here's the link to bloobyburberry.com, which has more information if u're interested about how "cruel and inhumane" burberry is.

p/s: i've browsed the burberry collected on their site and i honestly couldn't find anything with fur in it (unless its in the lining..)

The Case of the Mysterious Friday Deaths

*cue mysterious murder-mystery music*

There was something strange about bed number 13 at the ICU ward at the General Hospital.

Every patient on that bed, irregardless of their age, sex or health-levels seemed to pass away mysteriously every Friday.

All the doctors were baffled, as there has been no such reported cases before this. Leading experts were brought in from all over country, but no one could figure it out. Then, the rumors started: there had to be something supernatural about those deaths. Every medical staff at the hospital refused to work night shifts at that ward after that, much to the detriment of the doctors, who did not for one second believe that ghosts or spirits were responsible for those deaths. They were after all, men of science.

Yet, the deaths just kept on happening. Friday after friday..

The baffled doctors then decided to stake out the bed - maybe there really was a supernatural being residing there.

So came that fateful friday.. several doctors hid out of sight in the ward watching that bed. Straining their eyes to see the vital signs on the life support machine keeping that sleeping young man on the bed alive.

It was quiet save for the quiet beeps of the various machines in the ward. The doctors were getting anxious and it were starting to show on their faces. One by one, they started praying for their protection to ward off evil spirits.

Time passed slowly.. 8.00am.. 8.30am.. 9.00am.. when all of a sudden the door creaked open and a dark figure carrying a long instrument was outlined at the doorway.

Slowly the figure moved into the room, and as the figure approached, the doctors immediately recognized the figure to be the new cleaning lady, Makcik Timah who often kept to herself.

The doctors held their breath as she moved slowly towards bed no. 13. Nearing the bed, she reached out ..

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to pull the electricity socket of the life support machine in order to use her vacuum cleaner.


wahahAHAHHAHAHAhhahahAHAHAhahaha...

cookie.. cookie.. *crush crush crush*

cookie monster's my absolute favourite character on sesame street. thats cos he isn't annoying like elmo, or talks rubbish like bert & ernie.

he just well.. mumbles and devour all the cookies. well, he doesn't actually devours the cookies per se, its more like he crushes it up and makes a mess of the whole place. hehe

dont u just love cookie?

hehe, i'm wondering what exactly do they serve there thats so lazat?! :D

yes kids, its that time of the year once again where every f1 fan in asia's gonna wake up ultra stoned on monday mornings because the race is back in north america, which is almost the opposite of our time and therefore the race only starts at midnight (1am for montreal, canada).

well anyway yesterday morning's race was actually really exciting (for a change), with a few safety cars incidences. the highlight of the race was robert kubica's (sauber bmw's 2nd driver) ultra horrendous crash, which i'm sure a lesser person would not have survived (by lesser i mean regular non-f1 drivers with average sized necks, hehe).

check it out:


whoa!


after head on unto the barricades on the left, he cartwheeled across the track and into the other barricades and landed sideways.. ouch


was a very tense and sombre atmosphere at this point, trust me (i thought he sure kiok liao)

the good news is that he got away virtually unscathed, save a broken leg (in f1 driver terms, i think thats very very minor, considering they FREAKING DRIVE AT 300+ KMPHS FOR 2 FREAKING HOURS!!)

but did anyone notice what medical support car was used this time?



lets take another look:



did u see it? its the new CRV! hehe..



oh yes, and lewis hamilton won his first race. i'm secretly* rooting for him to be the 1st rookie world champion - i'm sure that'd wipe that dumb smirk off alonso's face.

*secretly cos i cant root for him on without indirectly cheering on alonso. u'd know that if u read my earlier posts - shame on you.

seriously..?!

splashed on todays paper was a bomb dropped by our lovely prime minister Pak Lah: he is going to marry his new chick, less than 2 years after his wife's death (which apparently left him so broken u could see him mopping and dragging himself around official functions for about a year!).

ok, so whats the big deal u ask? well, here's where it gets juicy:

• she's his ex-sister in law (ie she used to be around him alot)
• she used to manage their official residence (ie, excuse for her to be her around alot again)
• have known each other for 20 years, but only fell for her recently, like less than a year ago (yeah, sure dude)
  

okay, now here's where it gets just down-right hilarious:

On when he proposed to Jeanne and whether it was on bended knee, he said: “I wish I can remember. I'm trying to remember when it was.” (hmm.. i thought this happened "just recently"?!)

To a question whether his life would be more meaningful with Jeanne as his wife, he said: “How can it not be meaningful? That is God's will. A woman completes a man.” (wow, you definitely can't argue with God's will right?)

now, this is the mf'kin classic:

Asked to comment about his love for his late wife as compared to his future wife, he said: “My love for Endon will remain as strong as ever. Then, I fell for this one. I believe God has created in your heart many spaces for different people that you can love as much as you want." (o.O" did u just say that?)


*giggle* God said my heart got alot of space, so i can love many many many lenglui!

okay, according to the report kak endon (his late wife) passed away on Oct 20th 2005, which is like 1 year + 8 mths ago, so that means pak lah pak toh (hehe) with his new chick for about 1 year (as he claims), then straightaway want to marry.. wah damn fast right? din know he so lomantik one, head over heels in love wei!

which kinda makes u wonder: the boss of malaysia making a seemingly rash and uncalculated decision? (and this is just his personal life we're talking about!)

click here to see the whole article in thestar.com.my

note: in all fairness, perhaps he was misquoted by the media.. but either way it doesn't make it any less hilarious right? tee hee

Shit, i’ve seriously been having weird dreams lately. This morning it was about this two twin gals who can’t speak anything other than mandarin. I don’t really remember how they fit into the “storyline”, but I think my family adopted them cos they were abused kids or something.

So we were supposed to go out for dinner right, but I was afraid the twins would be hungry so and I left them in the car while I go get something for them to munch on.

Here’s the weird part: I come back to see one them flirting with a young middle eastern dude (which was pretty funny since they both couldn't really speak much english, hehe), and another talking to a weird looking old lady with a funny looking kid.

The middle eastern dude (who looks like a student), left the moment he saw me muttering sorry.. sorry.. (wtf..?), and the twins were so giggling happily saying that he was so good looking bla bla bla.. (double wtf..?)

Ok, after that we’re all at some restaurant (with my family) having dinner, along with that weird old lady and that funny looking kid. The reason they were joining us for dinner? The twins pitied them.. so they invited them to join us for dinner. (triple wtf..?)

Strange. I think I really need to get a book that helps decipher dreams (the one that gives u 4D numbers to buy based on your dreams wouldn’t hurt either.. hehe).

p/s: yes, the twins were HOT and no, I didn’t do nothing (smacks head) hehe..