series of unfortunate sporting events (or results, at least)
yesterday was a pretty surprising night for sports fans all over the world (or at least i thought so).
it started with england drawing with portugal 0-0 in 90 mins, which was mainly due to them being down 1 man, so i guess they were just hoping for a penalty shootout as that's where's they are strong at. thats precisely what they managed to do, holding on til the shootout but only to be kicked out 3-1 by portugal. ah well, too bad guv'nr.. u guys play like pussies anyway.
right after the eng v por match, was formula 1 qualifying in indy, USA. guess who blew the competition away by being a second faster than any other team? its ferrari!! schumi + massa took P1 & P2 respectively while poor struggling alonso only managed 5th fastest. wahhahahaahahahaa! (better laugh while i still got chance, apparently the spaniard's hard compound michelins are tipped to be the better choice for the race). ah well, it jus shows that tires play a very big part in motor racing, and bridgestone is NOT doing a good job. bridgestone-CEO-san, pls proceed to hari-kiri now (its long overdue anyway).
well, anyway after that was back to more worldcup action: brazil vs france. i mean c'mon do u even need to try to guess who'll win? defending champs brazil, who's still unbeated in the competition and has been scoring goals like crazy, versus a bunch of escargot eating idiots who's been struggling since day one of the worldcup and has been performing so badly that u don't know if u should laugh or cry.. so anyway that said, u'd think brazil would've destroyed them right? wrong. mofo's was kicked out by them croissant churners 1-0 in the 57th minutes (i gave up watching at 45', damn). samba my ass.
honestly, i believe my theory of "the ball ain't round" can't be more obvious here. don't understand? well, lets just say that there's a higher power controlling this matches and it ain't god. catch ma' drift..?
yesterday was a pretty surprising night for sports fans all over the world (or at least i thought so).
it started with england drawing with portugal 0-0 in 90 mins, which was mainly due to them being down 1 man, so i guess they were just hoping for a penalty shootout as that's where's they are strong at. thats precisely what they managed to do, holding on til the shootout but only to be kicked out 3-1 by portugal. ah well, too bad guv'nr.. u guys play like pussies anyway.
right after the eng v por match, was formula 1 qualifying in indy, USA. guess who blew the competition away by being a second faster than any other team? its ferrari!! schumi + massa took P1 & P2 respectively while poor struggling alonso only managed 5th fastest. wahhahahaahahahaa! (better laugh while i still got chance, apparently the spaniard's hard compound michelins are tipped to be the better choice for the race). ah well, it jus shows that tires play a very big part in motor racing, and bridgestone is NOT doing a good job. bridgestone-CEO-san, pls proceed to hari-kiri now (its long overdue anyway).
well, anyway after that was back to more worldcup action: brazil vs france. i mean c'mon do u even need to try to guess who'll win? defending champs brazil, who's still unbeated in the competition and has been scoring goals like crazy, versus a bunch of escargot eating idiots who's been struggling since day one of the worldcup and has been performing so badly that u don't know if u should laugh or cry.. so anyway that said, u'd think brazil would've destroyed them right? wrong. mofo's was kicked out by them croissant churners 1-0 in the 57th minutes (i gave up watching at 45', damn). samba my ass.
honestly, i believe my theory of "the ball ain't round" can't be more obvious here. don't understand? well, lets just say that there's a higher power controlling this matches and it ain't god. catch ma' drift..?
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