"i ran over a spoon because the voices told me to"

hehe, this is funny. try it:

Pick the month you were born on:

January--i danced with
Febuary--i loved
March--i choked on
April--i licked
May-- i kicked
June--i kissed
July--i sang to
August--i had lunch with
September--i ran over
October--i smoked
November--i yelled at
December--i murdered

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a paperclip
2-------a stuffed animal
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a gangster
6-------a mexican
7-------a llama
8-------a banana
9-------myself
10-------you
11-------an ipod
12-------my dog
13-------chuck norris
14-------a monster
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
19-------my neighbour
20-------a football player
21-------a permanent marker
22-------my boyfriend tounge
23-------a noodle
24-------my girlfriend
25-------a baseball bat
26-------my sister
27-------a thornbush
28-------my boyfriend
29-------my science teacher
30-------my cell phone
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are
wearing:

White------Because im sexy
Black-------Because im a ninja.
Pink--------Because im homosexual.
Red---------Because i love her.
Blue--------Because the voices told me
to
Green------Because I hate myself.
Purple------because im an ass
Gray--------Because im drunk as hell
Yellow------Because someone offered me
1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other-------Because that's how I roll.

what did u come up with?