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Sunday, August 07, 2005

entrepreneurial byotch

anyone heard of samantha lim from singapore? well, neither have i at 1st but i just got to know that she's this weird byotch that sells her (in her own words) juicy panties online. u think thats weird? check out what she sez about em:

"I'm so sexily sweat out during the hot day where I live. My skin is hot, moist & nicely scented like I'm wet & wild in bed......wanna know how it is like? Click on my soiled wear now, I'll rush them to you..".

what the fuck is wrong with her?! now thats not the worst part: apparently she's also into:

"..all finest things in life, from an exquisite watch, diamond jewelry, sofa, home furnishing, lingerie to a complete set of aromatic after-bath toiletries to pamper my sensual body. You may spoil me specifically on my birthday (28 March) or just any other day when you feel the urge of showering Me to get Me excited thinking of your gift of LOVE. This would definitely PLEASE ME! In return, I may even reciprocate this goodwill by sending you one of my sexy juicy thongs/panties for your worship and keep."

what can i say but, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. this is like the lamest thing ever. i guess no one is dumb enough to willingly fork out cash to buy her "GIFTS OF LOVE", so guess what she decided to do? she created a fetish site and she's now Mistress Samantha. here's her tagline:

"Do you have an uncontrollable desire to give women money? Do you long to be controlled by a strong willed, spoiled Asian Princess?".

she now specialises in "financial control and manipulation", and her site offers an opportunity for ppl to indulge their fantasies. here's the killer:

"Slavery is all about submission. Due to the Internet there isn't much that a Mistress can physically do to you to cause you to submit. That is why Financial Domination has become so popular. While you normally would not even think of letting anyone control your finances now you will!"

sigghhhh.. but to give her credit, she does have a big disclaimer that she's totally not into sex or whatever, and she's pretty honest that all she wants is ur freakin money.

fancy a good laugh? well, check our her juicy panties and lame-o fetish site. i'm like so sure the world is coming to an end now.

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