its just sooOOooo true isn't it? thats why, always be kind to your computer(s), one day they will take over the world.

weird shit, seriously dunno what to make of this:

so guess wats in the news today: britney spears has finally woken up fm (as put by the hitz.fm morning crew) her comatose-sleep walking-zombiefied watever state to realise that she married a freaking loser cum gold digger cum good for nothing hubby keven fed- something. heck, he's such a loser that i dont even wanna bother remember this name.

well, honestly i'm not even a britney fan and i actually couldn't care less about what happens to her - whether she marries a good guy, bad guy or even if a home made sex tape is circulated on the internet, but i really dislike her hubby - dunno why. (oh wait, who am i kidding? i definitely care if there's a sex tape circulating around *checks limewire* muahaha..)

so anyway read the whole story here

"checking"

ok so i went to this pub called jazz and blues in klang yesterday. hey, this place is actually not all that bad - its actually quite big, has quite a fancy decor and they play relatively quiet r&b music when the live band isnt playing. basically its not one of those dodgy pubs that klang is so famous for.

so anyway i was there having a few drinks with an ex-colleague when all of a sudden the lights were turned on and the music turned off. WAT? a freaking narcotics police raid at 10pm at a pub?! ok fine, although i think they start playing dance music (ie feng thau) after midnite, i'm pretty damned sure there's no one doing drugs at a pub at 10pm on a monday night!

ok, so basically this is wat they do during a raid (i've heard of this many times, and finally i get to experience it - hooray!): they walk around getting everyones ID cards then after randomly selecting individuals and writing their names in a list, they will call them up one by one to piss in a special cup which can detect some kind of drugs.

fortunately for me, i was one of the ones called (double hooray! @#$%)


the narcotics bobbies checkin the cups for junkies

i tell u, the whole damn process took such a long time that practically everyone was falling asleep. lucky for us that they only selected like 20 odd ppl for checking cos even that took almost 2 hrs! no wonder whenever clubs in kl are raided ppl only get to go back at 3-4am!

cekap & pantas my ass (although i hv to give them credit for them being relatively polite and friendly).